Follow all these rules and in less than 10 days you can sit and reap the sweet victory of having a failed business, no income and no customers. Good Luck.

如果你遵循下面这些规则的话，你的业务将在10天之内完蛋，不再会有收入和客户。祝你好运！

1. Do get a web page at a cheap hosting site. Preferably a free place that will put there banners and ads all over diminishing anything you are trying to sell.

在一个收费比较便宜的虚拟主机站点上放置一个网页。特别是使用一个免费的空间，这里空间中的所有的标志和广告会影响你所尝试出售的产品的宣传。

2. Do put up your own banners everywhere making it hard to navigate and hard for anyone to not get a headache just looking at the main page. After all we don't want them coming back.

在首页上的所有地方都放置标志和广告，从而使你主页的导航系统失灵，并且会使得访问者看得眼花缭乱。毕竟我们并不希望他们再回来光顾我们的网站。

3. Do make make sure that when a visitor clicks on a link and goes to another page, they have no way of getting back to the main of your site. We want them so hopelessly lost they have no choice but to go elsewhere. We don't want to have repeat customers do we?

确保访问者点击一个链接之后会谈出另外一个页面，并且是他们无法再返回主页面。我们希望他们在网站中迷失方向并且无处可去。难道我们正不是希望失去这些客户吗？

4. Make the background and text virtually the same color so that prospective visitors have to squint themselves into oblivion just to make out a letter.

让背景色和文本颜色相同，从而使得预期客户不得不仔细查找这些信息，然后才能断定每个字母。

5. Also be sure to make the text so small they will have wonder if there actually looking at specks of dirt instead of words.

将文字处理的足够小以至于要让客户戴上厚厚的眼镜才能读懂每个单词。

6. Don't ever get a mailing list. We don't want those nosy people to be able to find you or your website again do we?

放弃使用邮件列表。因为我们并不希望客户联系到我们。这样做不正是这个目的吗？

7. Do get a GIGANTIC, colorful logo or text. Make sure it spins, spits fire, dazzles, and confuses your audience. That way they will be so hypnotized they'll forget there own name AND your website address. And speaking of web address...

放置一个巨大的五颜六色的logo和文字。让字体看上去极细、使人眼花缭乱，从而让你的客户感到糊里糊涂、不知所措。这就如同催眠术，保证使你的客户忘记你的站点名称和地址，并对你的网站无从开口。

8. Don't get a short, easily remembered address. Get an address so long it will be three sentences long when put in ms word and be rejected by most search engines.

让网站的地址太长从而难于记忆。是你的站点地址尽可能的长，最好是三句话那样的长度，并且放置误导性文字，从而使得大多数的搜索引擎彻底拒绝你的站点。

9. Under no circumstances do you submit your site to any search engines. By submitting your website you are making it to easy for people to find your business. We want them to work for it. Why should you do all the hard stuff and they just stroll in? Give them a challenge. People like that.

在任何情况下都不向任何搜索引擎提交你的站点。通过提交网站，你可以使人们更加容易的找到你所从事的业务，我们希望这样。那么你为什么要让客户如此轻松地找到这些关于你站点的材料呢？让他们从事一些更具挑战的事情吧。他们喜欢这样。

10. Do not ever put your website address in your email signature, on T-shirts, pens/pencils, coffee mugs or other good advertising products. If you do that then word of mouth might start and you will have all this traffic coming onto your webpage and we are trying to avoid that aren't we?

不要在你的email签名中或是T恤衫、钢笔、铅笔、咖啡杯或其它有助于宣传的产品上写上你的网站地址。如果你宣传了，那么人们就会开始不断地进行口头宣传，从而使得站点流量剧增。你不正希望避免这样的事发生吗？难道不是吗？

11. Most of all, and this is the most important, Do not tell ANYONE about your business website. It's a secret, so treat it as one. Don't put it in your forum signature, in your blog, in articles, or advertisements offline. That means no search engines. This is your secret so keep it close to your vest.

最重要的一点，不要告诉任何人关于你站点的具体情况。它是一个秘密，所以要重视它。不要将网站地址放在你论坛的签名档上、博客中、文章中或是离线广告上。因为那将意味着没有搜索引擎会关注你的网站。这是你的秘密，请把它放在心里吧！

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